I am THE
SEX GODDESS OF THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE
so don't
mess with me
I've got a
big bag full of SEX TOYS
and you
can't have any
'cause
they're all mine
'cause I'm
the SEX
GODDESS OF THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE.
"Hey,"
you may say to yourself,
"who
the hell's she tryin' to kid,
she's no
sex goddess,"
But trust
me,
I am
if only for
the fact that I have
the
unabashed gall
to call
myself a
SEX GODDESS,
I mean,
after all,
it's what
so many of us have at some point thought,
we've all
had someone
who
worshipped our filthy socks
and barked
like a dog when we were near
giving us
cause
to pause
and think: You know, I may not look like much
but deep
inside, I am a SEX GODDESS.
Only
we'd never
come out and admit it publicly
well, you
wouldn't admit it publicly
but I will
because I
am
THE SEX
GODDESS OF THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE.
I haven't
always been
a SEX
GODDESS
I used to
be just a mere mortal woman
but I grew
tired of sexuality being repressed
then
manifest
in late
night 900 number ads
where 3
bodacious bimbettes
heave
cleavage into the camera's winking lens and sigh:
"Big
Girls oooh, Bad Girls oooh, Blonde Girls oooh,
you know
what to do, call 1-900-UNMITIGATED BIMBO ooooh."
Yeah
I got fed
up with the oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh
I got fed
up with it all
so I put on
my combat boots
and hit the
road with my bag full of SEX TOYS
that were a
vital part of my SEX GODDESS image
even though
I would never actually use
my SEX TOYS
'cause my
being a SEX GODDESS
it isn't a
SEXUAL thing
it's a
POLITICAL thing
I don't
actually have SEX, no
I'm too
busy taking care of
important
SEX GODDESS BUSINESS,
yeah,
I gotta go
on The Charlie Rose Show
and MTV and
become a parody
of myself
and make
buckets
full of money off my own inane brand
of
self-righteous POP PSYCHOLOGY
because my
pain is different
because I
am a SEX GODDESS
and when I
talk,
people
listen
why ?
Because,
you guessed it,
I AM THE
SEX GODDESS OF THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE
and you're
not.
Maggie
Estep
(USA)
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